1nfatuation:

well—wasted:

mooflakes:

handgrenade2:

So it turns out that just sticking a can of spaghetti on the stove to heat it up  does not work the same way as doing it over a campfire.

It rose, in cylinder form, and then when I shut the heat off, it sunk back down.

Who let me be an adult

how horrifying

I can’t stop laughing, seriously.